are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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