Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
