Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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