In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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