Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just puked most of my soul out..
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