he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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