What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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