Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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