I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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