i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I seem to have left my pride at pride
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
