Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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