I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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