I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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