omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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