OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
