I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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