Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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