im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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