just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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