god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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