she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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