So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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