It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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