what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
