is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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