but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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