The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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