A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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