What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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