I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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