Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am available for nakedness
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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