he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
