are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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