Nicole vs. Life
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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