I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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