even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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