I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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