I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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