Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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