the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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