Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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