SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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