That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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