Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
