tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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