tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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