Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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