nut hugger
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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