Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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