on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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