what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
