Already got asked if we're dating
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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