Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
