I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So here I am, sexting at work.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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